try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them
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eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
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She wants the (ph)D
Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster.
(Source: teejaypineapple, via kushdrinker)
